Am sooooooooo fed up of having to complete the H&S and Q, and money laundering etc etc training every time I start in a new contract.... at the start I saw the point, but now I just want to shove em ... the latest ones I have to do are a pain, its not the onew which are multiple choice and you can just keep trying till you get it right, first you have to complete the whole bloody test (around 30 Qs) then if you get one wrong they fail you and you have to re-do the test with completely different questions…bastwards!!
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To be fair I'll make the tea if the money is right. OK, you have to sit during dull training, just grab a pen and write a 1 on it everytime you earn £1. It will make the pain go away.
Probably not best to explain what you're doing to the course leader, or any of the permies on the course though...And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.Comment
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As I said this is an online training, slides and some obscure questions afterwards.... it its just sitting in front of a trainer, then I'd love it.Originally posted by b0redom View PostTo be fair I'll make the tea if the money is right. OK, you have to sit during dull training, just grab a pen and write a 1 on it everytime you earn £1. It will make the pain go away.
Probably not best to explain what you're doing to the course leader, or any of the permies on the course though...Comment
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