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5 November 2008, 15:12

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I'm going to burn a Catholic. Preferably a Scottish one, but French or Spanish will do.

There are some english Catholics too you know! Just incase you were not aware!

Tut tut... they don't burn nearly as well as celts.....

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#32

5 November 2008, 15:21

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Tut tut... they don't burn nearly as well as celts.....

Looked at from a chemical perspective, Northerners burn best as they have the greatest fat content, followed by Americans.
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5 November 2008, 15:22

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Looked at from a chemical perspective, Northerners burn best as they have the greatest fat content, followed by Americans.

How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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5 November 2008, 15:23

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Looked at from a chemical perspective, Northerners burn best as they have the greatest fat content, followed by Americans.

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#35

5 November 2008, 15:24

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Looked at from a chemical perspective, Northerners burn best as they have the greatest fat content, followed by Americans.

the alcohol helps too, you know

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#36

5 November 2008, 15:28

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Looked at from a chemical perspective, Northerners burn best as they have the greatest fat content, followed by Americans.

Northerners are safer though... they have a lot less hot air in them compared to southerners, which can be an explosive risk when set near a naked flame....

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#37

5 November 2008, 15:29

Well then, being a northerner who enjoys a drink or two, although I’m not fat I’ll just go and line up with the Irish, the French, the Spanish, the Scots and the Americans and wait my turn for ritual immolation. My goodness, there are quite a lot of us and not very many of you.

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5 November 2008, 15:30

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Northerners are safer though... they have a lot less hot air in them compared to southerners, which can be an explosive risk when set near a naked flame....

Yes - but they are likely to have traces of alcohol - southerners only drink Shandy which does not ignite.....
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#39

5 November 2008, 15:48

And all that "5 a day " healthy eating they do down south makes them produce far more methane and so makes them both highly explosive and a bit whiffy.

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#40

5 November 2008, 15:53

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Watch it fat boy!

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