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    #11
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Q. How do you make a swissy laugh?

    A. You put a gun to their head and shout LAUGH!
    Q. How do you find a hot lover in Switzerland?

    A. Just fall in love for any foreigner.
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #12
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      Q. How do you make a swissy laugh?

      A. You put a gun to their head and shout LAUGH!
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #13
        In the late 70's the First mate of the bounty asked the captain who would be the mens winner at Wimbledon.
        'Bjorn again, Christian'






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