Shiny Happy People

[EternalOptimist]

In the late 70's the First mate of the bounty asked the captain who would be the mens winner at Wimbledon.
'Bjorn again, Christian'






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[ThomasSoerensen]

Q. How do you make a swissy laugh?

A. You put a gun to their head and shout LAUGH!

[Francko]

Q. How do you make a swissy laugh?

A. You put a gun to their head and shout LAUGH!

Q. How do you find a hot lover in Switzerland?

A. Just fall in love for any foreigner.

[BrilloPad]

I was channel surfing and stopped off at BBC3 for while, just now. They were dissing Shiny Happy People! How could they not love this?

Seems to be a song that people love or hate - personally I love it.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Q. How do you make a swissy laugh?

A. You put a gun to their head and shout LAUGH!

[Francko]

I was channel surfing and stopped off at BBC3 for while, just now. They were dissing Shiny Happy People! How could they not love this?

I thought you were into this kind of stuff....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1LeaVHl4vg

I think Fry was right in this sketch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEhg0J_COiQ

[cailin maith]

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.

Finally, one day during a tropical storm, Justin said to Christian "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark - then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a flash of lightning hit the water and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

During the next tropical storm, Justin figured that the same lightning force could change him back into a prawn.
Lightning never strikes twice except in stories like these, but while he was thinking of being a prawn again, a flash of lightning struck the water next to Justin and, lo and behold, he turned back into a prawn!

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
(The punchline does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark" came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house.

As he opened the coral gate, the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again".

Christian replied, "No way, man. You'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy. I will not be tricked".

Justin cried back "No I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed......... I'm a prawn again Christian...!!!"

No way!!! Thats my sisters fave joke... well, it's her holiday joke, she uses the prawns in her food for props

[where did my id go?]

Justin cried back "No I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed......... I'm a prawn again Christian...!!!"

[HairyArsedBloke]

That reminds me. I ment to post this ages ago, but I forgot. Beaker Sings Yellow By Coldplay

[SandyDown]

I was channel surfing and stopped off at BBC3 for while, just now. They were dissing Shiny Happy People! How could they not love this?

loved it - thanks

[NotAllThere]

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.

Finally, one day during a tropical storm, Justin said to Christian "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark - then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a flash of lightning hit the water and, lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

During the next tropical storm, Justin figured that the same lightning force could change him back into a prawn.
Lightning never strikes twice except in stories like these, but while he was thinking of being a prawn again, a flash of lightning struck the water next to Justin and, lo and behold, he turned back into a prawn!

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.
(The punchline does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark" came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house.

As he opened the coral gate, the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again".

Christian replied, "No way, man. You'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy. I will not be tricked".

Justin cried back "No I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed......... I'm a prawn again Christian...!!!"

[where did my id go?]

And I thought this was going to be a born again christian thread...

[NotAllThere]

I was channel surfing and stopped off at BBC3 for while, just now. They were dissing Shiny Happy People! How could they not love this?