halloween poem

[norrahe]

Cailin Maith might appreciate this one

"Puca! Puca! Is mise an Puca!

Puca! Puca! aon do tri!

Seo i an oiche, Oiche Shamhna

A theim ar cuairt chun do thi!

"Puca! Puca! Ni tusa an Puca!

Tusa Seainin Beag O Laoi!

Soe i an oiche, Oiche Shamhna

A bhionn tu ag sugradh aon, do tri,

Aon, do, tri!"

"Puca! Puca! Is mise an Puca!

Ni mise in aon chor Sean O Laoi!

Feach ar m'fhiacla! Feach im shuile

Bearfaidh me anocht ort, anocht a chroi,

Anocht a chroi."

[Ruprect]

Ok you inspired me.

(to the tune of video killed the radio star)


I feel so horny and its only ten to two
I have a porno but its stuck is if with glue
I need a new one or at least a job or two

Oh-a oh

I see a boiler and she’s looking right at me
If she’s a day then well then she must be forty three
We do a deal and then she’s chomping in on me

Oh-a oh

Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar
Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar etc.

[Pondlife]

Ok you inspired me.

(to the tune of video killed the radio star)


I feel so horny and its only ten to two
I have a porno but its stuck is if with glue
I need a new one or at least a job or two

Oh-a oh

I see a boiler and she’s looking right at me
If she’s a day then well then she must be forty three
We do a deal and then she’s chomping in on me

Oh-a oh

Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar
Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar etc.

LMAO!!!

[SallyAnne]

I'm running low on porno
I might pop out for more
and if I still feel horny
maybe another whore

I know just where to find them
They're by the local spar
I skin up in the car park
whilst they blow me in my car