halloween poem

[SallyAnne]

I'm running low on porno
I might pop out for more
and if I still feel horny
maybe another whore

I know just where to find them
They're by the local spar
I skin up in the car park
whilst they blow me in my car

[Pondlife]

Ok you inspired me.

(to the tune of video killed the radio star)


I feel so horny and its only ten to two
I have a porno but its stuck is if with glue
I need a new one or at least a job or two

Oh-a oh

I see a boiler and she’s looking right at me
If she’s a day then well then she must be forty three
We do a deal and then she’s chomping in on me

Oh-a oh

Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar
Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar etc.

LMAO!!!

[Ruprect]

Ok you inspired me.

(to the tune of video killed the radio star)


I feel so horny and its only ten to two
I have a porno but its stuck is if with glue
I need a new one or at least a job or two

Oh-a oh

I see a boiler and she’s looking right at me
If she’s a day then well then she must be forty three
We do a deal and then she’s chomping in on me

Oh-a oh

Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar
Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar etc.

[norrahe]

Cailin Maith might appreciate this one

"Puca! Puca! Is mise an Puca!

Puca! Puca! aon do tri!

Seo i an oiche, Oiche Shamhna

A theim ar cuairt chun do thi!

"Puca! Puca! Ni tusa an Puca!

Tusa Seainin Beag O Laoi!

Soe i an oiche, Oiche Shamhna

A bhionn tu ag sugradh aon, do tri,

Aon, do, tri!"

"Puca! Puca! Is mise an Puca!

Ni mise in aon chor Sean O Laoi!

Feach ar m'fhiacla! Feach im shuile

Bearfaidh me anocht ort, anocht a chroi,

Anocht a chroi."

[AlfredJPruffock]

Goblin Girls from the Ecstacy World

The Goblin Girl From The Ecstacy World : Frank Zappa


On Halloween night
At de costume ball

Hob-noblin
With de goblin

She's black 'n green
Cause it's Halloween
Raggedy black

Is the way she dress
Little green shoes
'N her hairs a mess


She's a Goblin Girl
An' she can gobble it all

She's a goblin

She's a Goblin Girl

She's a goblin

She's a Goblin Girl

I been hobblin'
'Cause of the Goblin

Goblin Girl. . .

Goblin Girl
Some girls like
To dress like a witch

Some girls like to dress like a queen
Best way a girl

Can dress for me
Is in a Goblin suit

(They look so cute...)

When they're a goblin
There ain't a problin

When they're a goblin
I start a-wobblin'

Pink all over
Some is tan

Goblin Girls
From every land
They look good

From any which-a-way

Every Halloween

You can hear me say:

"Goblin Girl, take it away. . ''
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De Goblin Girl

From da mystery world

(TRICK OR TREAT NOW. . .)

Talkin' 'bout the bad girls

All the Goblin Girls

Talkin' 'bout the bad, bad girls

The little Goblin Girls
Some are called Doreen
Some are dressed in green

They're tricking your treat
But they're bad girls
They're very bad girls

[Pondlife]

You all think I'm sordid
or a seedy little man
cos I like to pick up street whores
at every chance I can
I like them a bit older
when they really need the cash
I sit there whilst the blow me
just toking on my hash

[EternalOptimist]

I'm running low on porno
I might pop out for more
and if I still feel horny
maybe another whore

I know just where to find them
They're by the local spar
I skin up in the car park
whilst they blow me in my car

*tips the hat*

[Ruprect]

I didn't know you were all so creative! Bravo!

[Pondlife]

now you got me going

Spooky spook
by Eternal Optimist

There's a goblin at my crotch,
She's a 40 year old whore,
Moondust on my table
Keeps calling more and more
Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
My stash of hash is clean
I think I hear a siren
It's time to split the scene

I'm running low on porno
I might pop out for more
and if I still feel horny
maybe another whore

I know just where to find them
They're by the local spar
I skin up in the car park
whilst they blow me in my car

[Badger]

now you got me going

Spooky spook
by Eternal Optimist

There's a goblin at my crotch,
She's a 40 year old whore,
Moondust on my table
Keeps calling more and more
Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
My stash of hash is clean
I think I hear a siren
It's time to split the scene

[EternalOptimist]

Or as aussielong would say, "There's a goblin at my crotch"

now you got me going

Spooky spook
by Eternal Optimist

There's a goblin at my crotch,
She's a 40 year old whore,
Moondust on my table
Keeps calling more and more
Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
My stash of hash is clean
I think I hear a siren
It's time to split the scene

[Ruprect]

Spooks
- by Sandra Liatsos

There's a goblin at my window,
A monster by my door.
The pumpkin at my table
Keeps on smiling more and more.
There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
A witch whose face is green.
They used to be my family,
Till they dressed for Halloween.

Or as aussielong would say, "There's a goblin at my crotch"

[Bagpuss]

"I aint 'fraid of no ghost"

Ray Parker Jnr 1984

[EternalOptimist]

Spooks
- by Sandra Liatsos

There's a goblin at my window,
A monster by my door.
The pumpkin at my table
Keeps on smiling more and more.
There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
A witch whose face is green.
They used to be my family,
Till they dressed for Halloween.