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Tuesday _original_ poem contest

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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW
    Find me one good dirty word that rhymes with JC then.
    Tasty.
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #12
      Originally posted by AtW
      Find me one good dirty word that rhymes with JC then.
      JC pashol naxui.

      Doesn't it rhyme? Who cares.
      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Francko
        JC pashol naxui.
        Franco, mate, you know that I love you dearly, but who convinced you that you can speak Russian?
        Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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          #14
          Well Folks heres one I did earlier ... this was from about 18 months ago, at the time I wasnt sure myself about the nature of the Event to Come , however upon reflection I can now see it concerns The Last Day of Mankind, I hope this is not the case , and if it is Armagettingouttahere ... curious as to if anybody esle somehow senses that we are in the Last Days of Mankind ?



          The Event to Come



          Upsurping the silence of the promised land
          The solitary clapping of
          Moses right hand

          We pray quite soon we'll all be fed
          Carbolic washed
          And safely to bed

          Defying our eternal Catholic hope
          We turn a blind winking eye
          To porno, politics and cheap dope

          While the heavens threatens
          An unwelcome visitation
          We refuse to share our bread with cretins

          Gasping for breath - we await our turn
          Trembling and Delirious for
          The Incalculable and the Mysterious -
          The Event To Come

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