Originally posted by AtW
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Originally posted by AtWFind me one good dirty word that rhymes with JC then.
Doesn't it rhyme? Who cares.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Originally posted by FranckoJC pashol naxui.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Well Folks heres one I did earlier ... this was from about 18 months ago, at the time I wasnt sure myself about the nature of the Event to Come , however upon reflection I can now see it concerns The Last Day of Mankind, I hope this is not the case , and if it is Armagettingouttahere ... curious as to if anybody esle somehow senses that we are in the Last Days of Mankind ?
The Event to Come
Upsurping the silence of the promised land
The solitary clapping of
Moses right hand
We pray quite soon we'll all be fed
Carbolic washed
And safely to bed
Defying our eternal Catholic hope
We turn a blind winking eye
To porno, politics and cheap dope
While the heavens threatens
An unwelcome visitation
We refuse to share our bread with cretins
Gasping for breath - we await our turn
Trembling and Delirious for
The Incalculable and the Mysterious -
The Event To ComeComment
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