Tuesday _original_ poem contest

[AlfredJPruffock]

Well Folks heres one I did earlier ... this was from about 18 months ago, at the time I wasnt sure myself about the nature of the Event to Come , however upon reflection I can now see it concerns The Last Day of Mankind, I hope this is not the case , and if it is Armagettingouttahere ... curious as to if anybody esle somehow senses that we are in the Last Days of Mankind ?



The Event to Come



Upsurping the silence of the promised land
The solitary clapping of
Moses right hand

We pray quite soon we'll all be fed
Carbolic washed
And safely to bed

Defying our eternal Catholic hope
We turn a blind winking eye
To porno, politics and cheap dope

While the heavens threatens
An unwelcome visitation
We refuse to share our bread with cretins

Gasping for breath - we await our turn
Trembling and Delirious for
The Incalculable and the Mysterious -
The Event To Come

[WageSlave]

JC pashol naxui.

Franco, mate, you know that I love you dearly, but who convinced you that you can speak Russian?

[Francko]

Find me one good dirty word that rhymes with JC then.

JC pashol naxui.

Doesn't it rhyme? Who cares.

[hyperD]

Find me one good dirty word that rhymes with JC then.

Tasty.

[AtW]

Everything in english is a rhyme, see... lime, dime, time....

Find me one good dirty word that rhymes with JC then.

[Francko]

OK, rules are simple -- it has to be original (ie yours in case you don't understand word original) and it has to rhyme.

I start:

Ballade about JC getting his gob shut
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Great JC came to bid on Ebay
But he was so late anybody could have walked to Bombay
He then came to CUK and acted like a bloody snob
Until AtW told him to shut his fking gob
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Easy in english, ah.... now you have to do it in russian. Then I will vote for you. Everything in english is a rhyme, see... lime, dime, time....

[PRC1964]

Will this do?

A moustachoid Russian from Brum
Had a distorted maloderous thumb
He'd wanted a shag
But got not even a slag
So he used it to dry **** his bum

[The Late, Great JC]

ok, 3rd times the charm:

Ballade about JC's attitude
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JC came once to CUK
He shown real attitude that day
We could have lived through his rant
If he was not such a c....t

Nope, still not there. Must try harder.

[AtW]

ok, 3rd times the charm:

Ballade about JC's attitude
---------------------------
JC came once to CUK
He shown real attitude that day
We could have lived through his rant
If he was not such a c....t

[The Late, Great JC]

Wooot, it takes you so long to create a poem? Now I know you were just knicking those poems on Fridays!!

Here, look how easy it is when you have gift and inspiration:


Ballade about JC and his job
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JC goes every day to work,
It would have been good, but he is such a jerk!
His "real" job would have been a class
If he did not stuck his head deep into his own arse!

AtW, stick to VVanking, your poetry is worse than your software.

[EternalOptimist]

An optimist from Liverpool city
was asked to come up with a ditty
he sat for a while
read ATWs poem with a smile
and said,
'explains why JCs head is so sh1tty'

[AtW]

Wooot, it takes you so long to create a poem? Now I know you were just knicking those poems on Fridays!!

Here, look how easy it is when you have gift and inspiration:


Ballade about JC and his job
---------------------------
JC goes every day to work,
It would have been good, but he is such a jerk!
His "real" job would have been a class
If he did not stuck his head deep into his own arse!

[n5gooner]

OK, rules are simple -- it has to be original (ie yours in case you don't understand word original) and it has to rhyme.

I start:

Ballade about JC getting his gob shut
-------------------------------
Great JC came to bid on Ebay
But he was so late anybody could have walked to Bombay
He then came to CUK and acted like a bloody snob
Until AtW told him to shut his fking gob
-------------------------------

[AtW]

OK, rules are simple -- it has to be original (ie yours in case you don't understand word original) and it has to rhyme.

I start:

Ballade about JC getting his gob shut
-------------------------------
Great JC came to bid on Ebay
But he was so late anybody could have walked to Bombay
He then came to CUK and acted like a bloody snob
Until AtW told him to shut his fking gob
-------------------------------