Contracting in Honkers,Singapore or Dubai?

[aussielong]

An option for those mobile UK contractors that are benched?

[oracleslave]

Dubai is out. Every time I took out a pot noodle on the beach I got complaints.

[aussielong]

Dubai is out. Every time I took out a pot noodle on the beach I got complaints.

Is "took out a pot noodle" a euphamism for "had a w*nk" ?

Given the recent stories in the press.

[Xenophon]

Is "took out a pot noodle" a euphamism for "had a wink" ?

Given the recent stories in the press.

The expression should be a Pot Noodle AND a wank. However, over the past 3 years on here the former has started to be used to mean the latter.

Never by me though. I like to maintain standards!

[EternalOptimist]

Did Singapore,

its nice on the surface, but once you get past the veneer its a tulip hole

strange people, strange place

[Pondlife]

The expression should be a Pot Noodle AND a wink. However, over the past 3 years on here the former has started to be used to mean the latter.

Never by me though. I like to maintain standards!

I suppose it was always intended as a PN and then a W but since they've brought out those twisty fork thingies you can do both at the same time now.

[Xenophon]

I suppose it was always intended as a PN and then a W

Correct.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/31101-post3.html

[Xenophon]

but since they've brought out those twisty fork thingies you can do both at the same time now.

[wurzel]

Did Dubai in the late 90s / early 00s. Even then most technical roles were getting stitched up by the Indian mafia. I guess it's pretty much a closed shop by now.