...I had more wishes.
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Quick joke. Genie. 3 friends. First two give their wishes and get whisked away to places of debauchery, etc. Last guy says 'I just want my friends back'.Comment
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Genie gives man a wish. He wants bridge to America. Genie says "thats a bit tough - give me something easier". Man asks for a woman who will be satidfied by what he has to offer. Genie says "This bridge - how many lanes?"
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Three blondes are stuck on a desert island.
One finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish.
The first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.
The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off.
Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I wish ...
I was a Spaceman,
the fastest guy alive
I'd fly you ‘round the universe.
In fireball xl5
Way out in space together.
Conquerors of the sky
My heart would be a fireball.
A fireball.
Every time I gaze into your starry eyes.
We’d take a path to Jupiter and maybe very soon.
We’d cruise along the Milky Way and land upon the Moon.
To a wonderland of
Solaris
We’ll zoom our way to mars.
My heart would be a fireball.
A fireball.
And you would be my Venus of the stars.Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 28 October 2008, 14:56.Comment
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for HAB
I wish I was an astronaut
no gavity could tame us
I'd orbit Saturns ring
before re-entry on Uranus
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Aye EO
As Patirck Moore once said on the Sky at Night -
"are there rings round Uranus ?"
...as he smiled with a raised eyebrow ...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 28 October 2008, 15:04.Comment
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I think it was going to be called George, but someone bottled out and gave it a sensible name.Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostAye EO
As Patirck Moore once said on the Sky at Night -
"are there rings round Uranus ?"
...as he smiled with a raised eyebrow ...Comment
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I wish I had a 12" cock... my 18-incher is sometimes difficult to conceal when in polite company.Comment
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