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    #21
    Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
    I wish I had a 12" cock... my 18-incher is sometimes difficult to conceal when in polite company.
    Mini drum roll, followed by cymbal.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
      I wish I had a 12" cock... my 18-incher is sometimes difficult to conceal when in polite company.
      Get a hat
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #23
        Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
        I wish I had a 12" cock... my 18-incher is sometimes difficult to conceal when in polite company.
        There's absolutely no need to bring your chickens out with you - leave them in their coop like everybody else.
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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