You know you are getting old when...

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Actually I think it’s the old farties who are rude and inconsiderate, pushing into queues, claiming their pensioner privileges and ranting about young people today; most of the young folks I meet are quite polite and friendly.

True - I had a debate with an old geezer who tried to push into an airport check in queue ahead of me - he was all new agey "like why be so heavy about it man, does it really matter" so I informed him if it was really of so little consequence I couldn't see why he needed to be ahead - and retook my original place in the queue :-)

[Bob Dalek]

Just had to practically kick two students out of my way to get enough room to walk down the corridor...

They're lucky I don't have anything to do with the marks they get...

Which part of "Excuse me" was so difficult to understand...

"Yo! Bitch! F--k off outta my mothaf--kin' way! BITCH!!" is, I think, the latest idiom.

[Badger]

... I've started buying mints for the car.

[Bob Dalek]

... I've started buying mints for the car.

Mine prefers oil.

[TimberWolf]

And what the fashion of wearing trousers half pulled down your legs all about?

[Mich the Tester]

And what the fashion of wearing trousers half pulled down your legs all about?

Sexual optimism

[TimberWolf]

I was up at my parents the other day and got one of their unsued phones talking to the other Dect compatible phone. Anyway I thought I'd make a note on how to do speed dialling on it for them. It comprised just two steps.

1. Press the [draws the icon] button until the name of the person you want to call comes up.
2. Press the green [draws the icon] button

Just to be sure I asked Mother to pretend she was phonmeing me...First thing she did was press the 1. key. D'oh!

[OwlHoot]

And what the fashion of wearing trousers half pulled down your legs all about?

It's called Droopy Drawers, and is supposed to be macho. But it looks blatantly gay to me.

(But then biker leather gear and whiskers like a walrus used to be thought macho ..)

[Cyberman]

You lose tolerance with delusional fools like atW and CyberCretin.

I find I have more tolerance with idiots such as Sasgarbage !!