You know you are getting old when...

[NotAllThere]

...if you don't hurt somewhere when you wake up, it means you've died during the night.

[Mich the Tester]

- When you complain that the youth of the day are less considerate/out of control/lazy/can't spell, etc.

Actually I think it’s the old farties who are rude and inconsiderate, pushing into queues, claiming their pensioner privileges and ranting about young people today; most of the young folks I meet are quite polite and friendly.

[TimberWolf]

At what age do you lose an interest or stop going on fairground rides? E.g. the Bumper cars, Walzer and Rotor? Going on with your kids doesn't count. I can't say I miss the Bumper cars or the Walzer a great deal, but wouldn't mind having another go on the Rotor.

[KathyWoolfe]

Not only policemen look young - so do politicians....

and doctors look as if they've only just finished junior school.

[TimberWolf]

Actually I think it’s the old farties who are rude and inconsiderate, pushing into queues, claiming their pensioner privileges and ranting about young people today; most of the young folks I meet are quite polite and friendly.

Yep, in my day kids were rude and couldn't spell. Now it's pensioners

[DS23]

you can't get it up.

[TimberWolf]

Not only policemen look young - so do politicians....

I thought politicians were getting younger. Prime Ministers anyway? Are managers also getting younger? I thought these used to be older guys?

[Bob Dalek]

I thought politicians were getting younger. Prime Ministers anyway? Are managers also getting younger? I thought these used to be older guys?

I saw Douglas Hurd recently and he looks ANCIENT.

[KathyWoolfe]

I thought politicians were getting younger. Prime Ministers anyway?

GB is looking older. When he first took over from TB his hair was totally black. I saw him on the news yesterday and he's going very grey/silver - perhaps he's been inspired by Darling?

[TimberWolf]

GB is looking older. When he first took over from TB his hair was totally black. I saw him on the news yesterday and he's going very grey/silver - perhaps he's been inspired by Darling?

Darling seems to be a bit undecided about whether to age or not. His eyebrows are making a last stand.