You know you are getting old when...

[sasguru]

You lose tolerance with delusional fools like atW and CyberCretin.

[expat]

You forget the posts on CUK are just like the ones yesterday/last week/last month/last year

And you forget that you wrote them.

[EternalOptimist]

when you compare things with the previous two recessions

[DS23]

And you forget that you wrote them.

[Bagpuss]

And you forget that you wrote them.

Wrote what?

[Mich the Tester]

You can remember when the FTSE was the boring bit at the end of the news when went to get a cup of tea before the weather forecast.

[stingman123]

You remember having a crush on Kim Wilde, or was that just me?

You still laugh at "Wat'cha talkin' 'bout Willis?"

You know that Jet Set Willy wasn't porn

[Bob Dalek]

Looking forward to A Touch of Frost and the Discovery channels.

[Mich the Tester]

You remember having a crush on Kim Wilde, or was that just me?

I still have.

[TimberWolf]

- When you complain that the youth of the day are less considerate/out of control/lazy/can't spell, etc.