Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Originally posted by zeitghostJust had to practically kick two students out of my way to get enough room to walk down the corridor...
They're lucky I don't have anything to do with the marks they get...
Which part of "Excuse me" was so difficult to understand...
"Yo! Bitch! F--k off outta my mothaf--kin' way! BITCH!!" is, I think, the latest idiom.Comment
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Originally posted by Badger View Post... I've started buying mints for the car.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostAnd what the fashion of wearing trousers half pulled down your legs all about?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I was up at my parents the other day and got one of their unsued phones talking to the other Dect compatible phone. Anyway I thought I'd make a note on how to do speed dialling on it for them. It comprised just two steps.
1. Press the [draws the icon] button until the name of the person you want to call comes up.
2. Press the green [draws the icon] button
Just to be sure I asked Mother to pretend she was phonmeing me...First thing she did was press the 1. key. D'oh!Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostAnd what the fashion of wearing trousers half pulled down your legs all about?
(But then biker leather gear and whiskers like a walrus used to be thought macho ..)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou lose tolerance with delusional fools like atW and CyberCretin.
I find I have more tolerance with idiots such as Sasgarbage !!Comment
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