Some people are just plain inconsiderate

[NotAllThere]

I just started a new gig, and was pointed towards an empty desk. Sat down on the chair and it promptly collapsed; not only embarrassing, but painful. One of my work colleagues came over, apologising - she'd noticed that it was a bit dodgy the previous Friday, and so had put it into the corridor to be picked up by the facilities team - as per company procedure. Then some moron permie, with urine stained shoes, had dragged it back. She tried to remonstrate with him, but he just came over all glassy eyed.

[Liability]

I just started a new gig, and was pointed towards an empty desk. Sat down on the chair and it promptly collapsed; not only embarrassing, but painful. One of my work colleagues came over, apologising - she'd noticed that it was a bit dodgy the previous Friday, and so had put it into the corridor to be picked up by the facilities team - as per company procedure. Then some moron permie, with urine stained shoes, had dragged it back. She tried to remonstrate with him, but he just came over all glassy eyed.

Sounds like an initiation cermoney to me. No doubt it'll be on YouGube soon

[DiscoStu]

Sounds like an initiation cermoney to me. No doubt it'll be on YouGube soon

Do keep up at the back!

[Liability]

Do keep up at the back!

Ahem! [apologies]