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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA - 6
Q - Why do doctors call what they do practice?
Nothing - they just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
A - Because they never stop learning.
Q - What has 4 legs and goes 'WOOF'?Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostFAIL - the (not politically) correct answer is:
Nothing - they just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
A - Because they never stop learning.
Q - What has 4 legs and goes 'WOOF'?
Q - What are tomorrow night's lottery numbers?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA - a dog covered in petrol after applying a match
Q - What are tomorrow night's lottery numbers?
A - A randomised set of six natural integers.
Q - Where is the Ark of The Covenant?Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post
A - A randomised set of six natural integers.
Q - Where is the Ark of The Covenant?
Q - do you want to see it?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostA - in my shed
Q - do you want to see it?
Q - Why does BP keep trying to lure me into his shed?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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A - His big brother put his Aerobie on a shelf that's too high for him to reach.
Q - What should I have for lunch today?Comment
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostA - His big brother put his Aerobie on a shelf that's too high for him to reach.
Q - What should I have for lunch today?
Q - What is the meaning of life?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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A. 42 of course ! Alternatively none.
Q. Sorry, I can't think of a question.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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