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    #31
    Originally posted by wc2 View Post
    A I'll tell you on Sunday

    Q Why do the french smell?
    A - If everyone in France smells, no-one smells.

    Q - How many Palestinians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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      #32
      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      A - If everyone in France smells, no-one smells.

      Q - How many Palestinians does it take to change a lightbulb?
      A - 6

      Q - Why do doctors call what they do practice?

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        #33
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        A - 6

        Q - Why do doctors call what they do practice?
        FAIL - the (not politically) correct answer is:
        Nothing - they just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

        A - Because they never stop learning.

        Q - What has 4 legs and goes 'WOOF'?

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          #34
          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          FAIL - the (not politically) correct answer is:
          Nothing - they just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

          A - Because they never stop learning.

          Q - What has 4 legs and goes 'WOOF'?
          A - a dog covered in petrol after applying a match

          Q - What are tomorrow night's lottery numbers?

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            #35
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            A - a dog covered in petrol after applying a match

            Q - What are tomorrow night's lottery numbers?


            A - A randomised set of six natural integers.

            Q - Where is the Ark of The Covenant?

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              #36
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post


              A - A randomised set of six natural integers.

              Q - Where is the Ark of The Covenant?
              A - in my shed

              Q - do you want to see it?

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                #37
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                A - in my shed

                Q - do you want to see it?
                A - NO!

                Q - Why does BP keep trying to lure me into his shed?
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #38
                  A - His big brother put his Aerobie on a shelf that's too high for him to reach.

                  Q - What should I have for lunch today?

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
                    A - His big brother put his Aerobie on a shelf that's too high for him to reach.

                    Q - What should I have for lunch today?
                    A - Pot Noodle of course

                    Q - What is the meaning of life?
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #40
                      A. 42 of course ! Alternatively none.

                      Q. Sorry, I can't think of a question.
                      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                      C.S. Lewis

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