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    #11
    Originally posted by tay View Post
    A - Alexandra Mary

    Q - What should I have for lunch?
    A - The same thing you had for dinner last night, just microwaved.

    Q - What's the best cure for a hangover?

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      #12
      Q - What's the best cure for a hangover?

      A. Get back on it!

      Q. Who'd win - bruce lee or chuck norris?
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #13
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        Q - What's the best cure for a hangover?

        A. Get back on it!

        Q. Who'd win - bruce lee or chuck norris?
        A. If they were both alive, Bruce.

        Q. Should Orange Juice be smooth or have bits in it?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
          Q. Should Orange Juice be smooth or have bits in it?
          A. Smooth

          Q. Should women be smooth or have bits down there?
          Gas masks don't fit snails...

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            #15
            Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
            A. Smooth

            Q. Should women be smooth or have bits down there?
            A. Smooth

            Q. Has anybody ever seen a new ice cream van or do they come off the production line looking 10 years old?

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              #16
              Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
              A. Smooth

              Q. Should women be smooth or have bits down there?
              A. No-one likes a full fruitbowl avec pant beard, so smooth.

              Q. When was the last time you cried?

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                #17
                Originally posted by AlanR View Post
                Q. Has anybody ever seen a new ice cream van or do they come off the production line looking 10 years old?
                Yes, I saw one last weekend, an 08 plate!

                Will TPD become the largest internet forum thread ever?
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                  yes
                  Eww wet leaves
                  Eww spider
                  Ewww mud
                  Etc...

                  What does threaded actually look like?
                  He's on the right
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                    He's on the right
                    You mean he isn't really a race driver for the Bentley Le Mans team.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                      Yes, I saw one last weekend, an 08 plate!

                      Will TPD become the largest internet forum thread ever?
                      A: There's one somewhere with about 1.5 million posts, but I'm too lazy to find it.

                      Q: Why won't it hurry up and be 5 o'clock?
                      ǝןqqıʍ

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