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FAIL - the (not politically) correct answer is:Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Nothing - they just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
A - Because they never stop learning.
Q - What has 4 legs and goes 'WOOF'?Comment
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A - a dog covered in petrol after applying a matchOriginally posted by realityhack View Post
Q - What are tomorrow night's lottery numbers?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
A - A randomised set of six natural integers.
Q - Where is the Ark of The Covenant?Comment
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A - in my shedOriginally posted by realityhack View Post
A - A randomised set of six natural integers.
Q - Where is the Ark of The Covenant?
Q - do you want to see it?Comment
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A - NO!Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Q - Why does BP keep trying to lure me into his shed?
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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A - His big brother put his Aerobie on a shelf that's too high for him to reach.
Q - What should I have for lunch today?Comment
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A - Pot Noodle of courseOriginally posted by thunderlizard View Post
Q - What is the meaning of life?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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A. 42 of course ! Alternatively none.
Q. Sorry, I can't think of a question.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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