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Please do the Needful!
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Bob Dalek had cheated death by using the retarded Chugnut as a shield. The effeminate corpse of Chugnut hit the floor with the force of a discarded handkerchief. Bob laughed cruelly. He often did that, especially when he'd had a few. -
Don't tell me - Dementure (Accenture...)?!Originally posted by AZZIK View PostFunny everytime!

Biggest bunch of 'kwits I've ever come across.
The last time one of their droids wrote this in an email I replied that I would "do the needful" when he got an education in English language.Comment
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Yup u got it in one! HP also have the same droids - they call themselves, Tech-Mahindra!Originally posted by TheVoice View PostDon't tell me - Dementure (Accenture...)?!
Biggest bunch of 'kwits I've ever come across.
The last time one of their droids wrote this in an email I replied that I would "do the needful" when he got an education in English language.
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Ah the darlings!! (NOT!)Originally posted by AZZIK View PostYup u got it in one! HP also have the same droids - they call themselves, Tech-Mahindra!

PM me...I have a nice desktop you can use to express your displeasure
(Amazing what can be done when you have the corporate font & Photoshop!!)Comment
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