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Think about my user name and think if I might possibly know that.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postlone btw, not loanI am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Wearing a sheepskin jacket by any chance?Originally posted by DS23 View Posthe's at the door...I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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It was a bumper wolf to wolf / credit crunch combo reply!Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostThink about my user name and think if I might possibly know that.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Untouchable blinked away his thousand-yard stare, turned from the sunset and downed his third scotch.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostThe sun was beginning to set below the far off mountains.
Trembling with rage, he surveyed the debris of his house. His eyes paused fitfully on the stained Twister board lying discarded in the rubble.
"Bastards" he cursed, as he eased himself into the leopard-skin thong, and chambered a fresh round into the Beretta.Comment
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostUntouchable blinked away his thousand-yard stare, turned from the sunset and downed his third scotch.
Trembling with rage, he surveyed the debris of his house. His eyes paused fitfully on the stained Twister board lying discarded in the rubble.
"Bastards" he cursed, as he eased himself into the leopard-skin thong, and chambered a fresh round into the Beretta.

Gas masks don't fit snails...
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Now armed and dressed, he wandered into the kitchen. There was a strange odour emanating from the sink, not dissimilar to stale vomit.Originally posted by Chugnut View PostUntouchable blinked away his thousand-yard stare, turned from the sunset and downed his third scotch.
Trembling with rage, he surveyed the debris of his house. His eyes paused fitfully on the stained Twister board lying discarded in the rubble.
"Bastards" he cursed, as he eased himself into the leopard-skin thong, and chambered a fresh round into the Beretta.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostUntouchable blinked away his thousand-yard stare, turned from the sunset and downed his third scotch.
Trembling with rage, he surveyed the debris of his house. His eyes paused fitfully on the stained Twister board lying discarded in the rubble.
"Bastards" he cursed, as he eased himself into the leopard-skin thong, and chambered a fresh round into the Beretta.
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It is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless
and bible-black, the cobblestreets silent and the hunched,
courters'-and-rabbits' wood limping invisible down to the
sloeblack, slow, black, crowblack, fishingboatbobbing sea.
The houses are blind as moles (though moles see fine to-night
in the snouting, velvet dingles) or blind as Captain Cat
there in the muffled middle by the pump and the town clock,
the shops in mourning, the Welfare Hall in widows' weeds.
And all the people of the lulled and dumbfound town are
sleeping now.
Hush now. AZZIZ has posted a new thread. Listen. You can hear the dew falling, and the hushed Forum breathing.Comment
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He spun around in the gloom and fired the 9mm towards the noise. The smell of cordite hung in the air as the random gibberings of Bob Dalek were silenced. Untouchable reloaded and, with plunger in hand and peg on nose, he reluctantly went back to the kitchen.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostIt is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless
and bible-black, the cobblestreets silent and the hunched,
courters'-and-rabbits' wood limping invisible down to the
sloeblack, slow, black, crowblack, fishingboatbobbing sea.
The houses are blind as moles (though moles see fine to-night
in the snouting, velvet dingles) or blind as Captain Cat
there in the muffled middle by the pump and the town clock,
the shops in mourning, the Welfare Hall in widows' weeds.
And all the people of the lulled and dumbfound town are
sleeping now.
Hush now. AZZIZ has posted a new thread. Listen. You can hear the dew falling, and the hushed Forum breathing.
"Let's hope that's the last we hear out of him", he thought but his mood darkened as he suspected it wouldn't be.Comment
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