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    #21
    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    why spend on a bullet - just wait for winter.
    I bet they'll eat the dogs.

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      #22
      Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
      Bunch of fat koonts representing all that is wrong in our society.

      They should be shot, all of them!!!

      You'd need a harpoon...."there she blows!"
      Gas masks don't fit snails...

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        #23
        Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
        I bet they'll eat the dogs.
        And that will keep the hunger away for how long? 5 minutes I guess. It takes real effort to maintain that size, don't you know. One little dog is not going to feed them for long, even if it is cooked in the engine compartment of a Verso
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #24
          Make 'em compete in the Krypton factor. That'll larn 'em.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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