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Gartner's #1 money saving tip: ditch your contractors

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    #21
    Contractor UK's 20 ways of cutting spelling and gramatical mistakes in Gartner's cr4ppy article:

    6.
    Don't ignore "unmanaged" costs like printers or data center power. Specially DC Power.


    Especially.
    Cats are evil.

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      #22
      Originally posted by swamp View Post
      Contractor UK's 20 ways of cutting spelling and gramatical mistakes in Gartner's carppy article:

      6.



      Especially.
      More American management bulltulip speak...

      "strategize ways to save money with vendors"

      I have an MBA but despise all the usual management speak. I doubt half the people working for Gartner have any industry knowledge at all...
      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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        #23
        gartner

        Gartner = son of bitches

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          #24
          11. If there are places where you don't need five nines of availability, settle for three nines.
          WTF does that mean?
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #25
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            WTF does that mean?
            Allowed downtime. 5 nines = 99.999% uptime (i.e. downtime approx 5 mins/year) . 3 nines = 99.9%.

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              #26
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              WTF does that mean?
              99.999% (five nines) availability or 99.9% (three nines) availability, a lot easier to reach.
              Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                #27
                Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                99.999% (five nines) availability or 99.9% (three nines) availability, a lot easier to reach.
                And someone else beat me to it. Actually, strike that, I don''t know what it means, I'd hate to be the one imbuing the Gartner's article with any credibility.
                Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                  I'd hate to be the one imbuing the Gartner's article with any credibility.
                  If it helps, you're not. I doubt the analyst needs a PhD to state something quite so staggeringly obvious, "i.e. don't pay for something you don't need."

                  The project I inherited had a bunch of management consultants hanging on doing, essentially, PM work. At £1300/day. I took great pleasure in telling them (politely) that their services were no longer required.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
                    And someone else beat me to it. Actually, strike that, I don''t know what it means, I'd hate to be the one imbuing the Gartner's article with any credibility.
                    What it means is that after the LSE's outage for a full day the other week:

                    Another design goal was extreme reliability. Microsoft claimed that the system had “100% reliability.” Dual processing sites were configured and the system could recover from any component failure within a second. It is reported that the LSE offers a five-9s SLA (Service Level Agreement). Unfortunately, this outage shoots the SLA for the next 84 years.
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                      What it means is that after the LSE's outage for a full day the other week:
                      Apart from the trendy "it the fault of Microsoft", what was the actual problem at the LSE?
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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