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    #11
    • Worst Job
    • Least Favourite Celebrity
    • Most embarrassing outfit
    • Character trait you hate the most
    • Worst place you've ever visited


    1/ mmm, as a 16 year old student I had a part time job cleaning the store before opening at Sainsburys, even the checkout girls look down on the cleaning staff. To this day I always acknowledge office cleaners et al because people tend to treat them like sh1t.

    OR possibly Potato picking one summer holidays, farm work has to be the hardest of all work!

    2/ Chris Moyles - You fat talentless blob, hero to the hard of thinking and chavos


    3/ most things I wore in the 80s, mind you they seem to be in fashion again now. Only the other day I spotted the exact baseball trainer I had circa 1987 in lovely daygo colours. I can't believe dayglo is back!

    4/ bad manners, people who don't use please/thank you, indicate when driving/ respect their elders.. etc.

    5/ that's a hard one, probably downtown LA, a dead crime ridden city after dark.
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #12
      Worst Job - Chicken plucker
      Least Favourite Celebrity - Jade Goodey
      Most embarrassing outfit - Dressed a dutch girl to promote cheese
      Character trait you hate the most - Liars
      Worst place you've ever visited - A Haven Holiday Camp in Devon
      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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        #13
        Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
        Dressed a dutch girl to promote cheese
        ... and there goes the rest of the morning....
        Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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          #14
          Originally posted by snaw View Post
          • Worst Job
          • Least Favourite Celebrity
          • Most embarrassing outfit
          • Character trait you hate the most
          • Worst place you've ever visited
          • Stacking shelves at Morrisons
          • Richard and Judy
          • probably some knitted arron jumper
          • when a colleague says "can I have a word Mr smith" instead of using his first name
          • Southend on Sea

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            #15
            • Worst Job - working in a spring factory for £1.50/hour
            • Least Favourite Celebrity - Gallagher brothers
            • Most embarrassing outfit - A suit of any kind.
            • Character trait you hate the most - unapologeticness (quite possibly not a real word)
            • Worst place you've ever visited - Trap 2 at ClientCo
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #16
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              The favourite thing gets a bit boring sometimes. So here's something different:
              • Worst Job
              • Least Favourite Celebrity
              • Most embarrassing outfit
              • Character trait you hate the most
              • Worst place you've ever visited
              * Saturday morning cleaning job at slaughterhouse (think maggoty pig carcase scalding machines )
              * Alan Partridge
              * None really (not to say I might not look embarrassing without realising!)
              * of everyday character traits, as opposed to lunatic extremes, Ingratitude
              * Hard to say, maybe industrial area of Birmingham Alabama
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                #17
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                [LIST][*] Cleaner in a tobacco factory in Southampton.
                You're kidding - That would have been my dream job as a student, thinking of all those luvverly free bags of snout I could take home
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Alan Partridge
                  He's not real, you know. He's a fictional celebrity in the style of the grotesque. Youre not supposed to like him.
                  Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by snaw View Post
                    • Worst place you've ever visited
                    Auschwitz. I wish I hadn't remembered that.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Russell Brand.... I just don't get him.

                      My school uniform which my mammy pretty much knit the whole of
                      it's a close call between that (I am inspired by Pirates of the Caribean and talks like The Artfull Dodger unfunny walking penis) one and gravy belly Moyles
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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