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Least Favourite Celebrity
All of them, I despise celebrity "culture" and want to see them all tortured horribly to death with all of the journo's that feed off the pointless bastards
Most embarrassing outfit
FraknFurter getup for a Rocky Horror show
Character trait you hate the most
People who chew/eat with their mouth open or noisily, it disgusts me
Worst place you've ever visited
Auschwitz, never been to such a grim and chilling place, it's terrifying
1 - None really. When I worked in a theme park, I had to work in the fast food place cleaning tables and emptying the bins, but that was just for a day. I've always left any job or contract that I don't enjoy.
2 - Jordan / Jade Goody / Russell Brand / Kevin Keegan (if he counts) / Alan F'ing Shearer. I don't have a favourite celebrity, just a list of "celebrities" that I hate even more than the others.
3 - None.
4 - Dunno.
5 - I hate London. Basingstoke, Bracknell and Slough come pretty close for grimness, but I really cannot stand London at all.
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2. Any BBC breakfast presenter.
3. Newcastle football shirt (never worn one)
4. People who are happy at work, I find it offensive!
5. Newcastle.
Worst Job Working in a food distribution warehouse in Welwyn Garden City. The only good bit was driving the little fork-lift buggies around. Everything else was mind-numbingly boring.
Least Favourite Celebrity No idea - too many to choose from. Anyone with no talent/skill/nothing of consequence to add to the world.
Most embarrassing outfit I was going to say the 'St Trinians style' 6th form girl's school uniform I wore out clubbing - but it's probably the Borat thong.
Character trait you hate the most A misplaced notion of superiority.
Worst place you've ever visited Hilbrow, Johannesburg.
Doing tight-deadline spreadsheet/database development in a sodden soulless industrial estate. A student, out of my depth, and had to wait about an hour at the freezing deserted railway station to get home.
Least Favourite Celebrity
I don't want to answer this because I bet most of the ones that are annoying on TV are probably nice enough in real life. But if pushed, Nick Hancock who I've never met but has a superannoying TV manner.
Most embarrassing outfit
I once went to a horror fancy dress party wearing actual meat, which went off and started to drip in the heat. One of the other people there was a policeman who said I smelled very accurately of a corpse.
Character trait you hate the most
People who you agree to meet on a certain date, but refuse to give you any further details other than "I'll phone you on the day".
Worst place you've ever visited
A bit of scrubland/desert in North Africa. I'd taken a taxi to a restaurant, which only took 5-10 minutes, so I thought it would be nice to stroll back to the hotel. It wasn't. The taxi must have been going darn fast because it took nearly an hour and it was very very dark and all I could hear were wild dogs.
With thanks to TykeMerc for inadvertently letting me steal your formatting
Double-glazing salesman for a day (after a week's training).
Out in the field, on my own, I just couldn't bring myself to hardsell an OAP that she needed 17K of replacement windows.
This was due to the fact of her age, her existing windows were absolutely fine, and the fact that at 84, she probably wouldn't be around long enough to get a lot of enjoyment out of them anyway.
Least Favourite Celebrity
Paul O'Grady - His accent gets on my nerves
Eddie Izzard - He meanders too much and goes off on too many tangents
Hugh Grant - For being Hugh Grant irrespective of the film
Most embarrassing outfit
None (Though Mrs BGG may beg to differ)
Character trait you hate the most
Three equal contenders.
People who ring you up at the last minute and cancel an event.
People who seem unable to just "give you the facts", and instead waffle on with trivial superfluous information.
People who are afraid of stepping outside their own comfort zones.
Worst place you've ever visited
Any stereotypical chav "nightclub" on a Friday / Saturday night.
Harrogate for being more depressing than Slough (which I deliberately pronouce as SLOO-GEE, because it has a wonderful onomatopoeia that seems appropriate with the place in general)
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
Worst Job:
Filing fabric type samples used on paper making machines in a Northern factory.
Least Favourite Celebrity:
Anthea Turner ( a prime example of British tottie gone wrong wrong wrong ....)
Most embarrassing outfit:
Klu Klux Klan (like) ghost styled costume out on parade in the streets.
Character trait you hate the most:
Two faced people and especially when you find them out and they know and they're still carrying on the pretence of being nice to you (grrrrrrr happned in my last job, I think he had split personality disorder).
Worst place you've ever visited:
Hounslow (the end of the World) or maybe a frightening Slough business park back in the 1990s don't know which of the two was really the worst.
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