They knocked my Mum and Dad's gate post down and did a runner not knowing it was a street full of old git nosey neighbours with pen and paper handy.
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Ohh that's a classic, I love bollocking people for bad service and am rather good at obtaining a favourable result, I wonder how much I could charge per hour........Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNow there's a plan B: "rent-a-bollocking.com"Comment
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mine is due for delivery today between 3-5pm, past couple of weeks the dates have been good; can't be bothered to check them at the door, so check the dates when putting the stuff away, if there is anything with a short date I just call them and they refund it no problems.
If I checked at the door way the stuff would go back, this way all I need to do is jig the dates around.Comment
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I can top that...Originally posted by rootsnall View PostThey knocked my Mum and Dad's gate post down and did a runner not knowing it was a street full of old git nosey neighbours with pen and paper handy.
Around my way a Tesco home delivery van drove through a duel carriageway underpass got stuck and burst into flames, the heat was so intense the concrete cracked and the underpass is now been bricked up as it's not safe.
Every little helps.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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