Gordon Brown launches campaign video

[vista]

Better Than Anything On The Bbc

Unles they're gonna show Madonna taking it up the sh1tter!

[WageSlave]

Aaaah. I see another CUK feud in the making, I do like those. Never be anything like the great SB/RR series though.

What was that all about?

Unles they're gonna show Madonna taking it up the sh1tter!

I can't think of a better use of my licence fee... unless the BBC plan to cover Helen Mirren in shampoo and roll her in flour. Showing both would be a real televisual feast.

[The Late, Great JC]

I can't think of a better use of my licence fee... unless the BBC plan to cover Helen Mirren in shampoo and roll her in flour. Showing both would be a real televisual feast.

Helen Mirren? She's older than I am!

Also, I've had a sheltered upbringing... What's with the Shampoo and Flour gig?

[WageSlave]

Helen Mirren? She's older than I am!

Also, I've had a sheltered upbringing... What's with the Shampoo and Flour gig?

Helen Mirren is about 60, but was looking lovely on the Jonathan Ross show last night Whilst the charlies might be warming her feet these days, I think her past glories warrant continued interest.

Are you telling me that you don't find the prospect of a naked woman covered in mint shampoo and self-raising flour exciting?! Add some blutack...mmmm, creamy heaven

[The Late, Great JC]

Are you telling me that you don't find the prospect of a naked woman covered in mint shampoo and self-raising flour exciting?! Add some blutack...mmmm, creamy heaven

Being "King of The Jews", it'd have to be plain flour (unlevened bread etc.)

[WageSlave]

Being "King of The Jews", it'd have to be plain flour (unlevened bread etc.)

Tell you what, as you're the son of God, I'll give you the chance to invest in my new high quality TV production company.
For this autumn I have on the production slate:
'All Nude Professional Women's Golf Tour'
'A Dirty Habit' - a biting documentary exploring life in a convent for ex porn stars.
'Monkey Wrestling' - naked women wrestle a selection of great apes
'All Nude Professional Women's Tennis Tour'
And the jewel in the crown: 'Hamlet - the nude version'

[Dundeegeorge]

WageSlave

I didn't know you workd for Channel 5.

[WageSlave]

I didn't know you workd for Channel 5.

Who else do you think would pay Keith Chegwin to run around in the nip?

[WageSlave]

Btw, what was this great feud between SB and RR?

[Joe Bloggs]

Helen Mirren is about 60, but was looking lovely on the Jonathan Ross show last night Whilst the charlies might be warming her feet these days, I think her past glories warrant continued interest.

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Edited for those 'at work'