Reply to: Gordon Brown launches campaign video

[WageSlave]

Ah Caligula! Miss Savoy with her lovely arse

Btw, careful with the pics, some of us are at work! Never thought I could say such a thing

[Joe Bloggs]

Helen Mirren is about 60, but was looking lovely on the Jonathan Ross show last night Whilst the charlies might be warming her feet these days, I think her past glories warrant continued interest.

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Edited for those 'at work'

[WageSlave]

Btw, what was this great feud between SB and RR?

[WageSlave]

I didn't know you workd for Channel 5.

Who else do you think would pay Keith Chegwin to run around in the nip?

[Dundeegeorge]

WageSlave

I didn't know you workd for Channel 5.

[WageSlave]

Being "King of The Jews", it'd have to be plain flour (unlevened bread etc.)

Tell you what, as you're the son of God, I'll give you the chance to invest in my new high quality TV production company.
For this autumn I have on the production slate:
'All Nude Professional Women's Golf Tour'
'A Dirty Habit' - a biting documentary exploring life in a convent for ex porn stars.
'Monkey Wrestling' - naked women wrestle a selection of great apes
'All Nude Professional Women's Tennis Tour'
And the jewel in the crown: 'Hamlet - the nude version'

[The Late, Great JC]

Are you telling me that you don't find the prospect of a naked woman covered in mint shampoo and self-raising flour exciting?! Add some blutack...mmmm, creamy heaven

Being "King of The Jews", it'd have to be plain flour (unlevened bread etc.)

[WageSlave]

Helen Mirren? She's older than I am!

Also, I've had a sheltered upbringing... What's with the Shampoo and Flour gig?

Helen Mirren is about 60, but was looking lovely on the Jonathan Ross show last night Whilst the charlies might be warming her feet these days, I think her past glories warrant continued interest.

Are you telling me that you don't find the prospect of a naked woman covered in mint shampoo and self-raising flour exciting?! Add some blutack...mmmm, creamy heaven

[The Late, Great JC]

I can't think of a better use of my licence fee... unless the BBC plan to cover Helen Mirren in shampoo and roll her in flour. Showing both would be a real televisual feast.

Helen Mirren? She's older than I am!

Also, I've had a sheltered upbringing... What's with the Shampoo and Flour gig?

[WageSlave]

Aaaah. I see another CUK feud in the making, I do like those. Never be anything like the great SB/RR series though.

What was that all about?

Unles they're gonna show Madonna taking it up the sh1tter!

I can't think of a better use of my licence fee... unless the BBC plan to cover Helen Mirren in shampoo and roll her in flour. Showing both would be a real televisual feast.

[vista]

Better Than Anything On The Bbc

Unles they're gonna show Madonna taking it up the sh1tter!

[Dundeegeorge]

Hello old friend and how are you

I was only joshing you Volk, don't panic Captain Alexei, don't panic.
Well, must be off now, it's Ok for you, some of us have got lives to lead.
Have a nice weekend. I presume you'll spend most of it (fruitlessly) trying to come up with a crushing comeback.
If you're really up against it, ask Xog for help, I understand he's quite kind to lower life forms.

byeee.

[AtW]

gee dundee, you are not being funny, should have engaged in a fight and help make this thread exceed 1000 posts

[Dundeegeorge]

Feud, not at all

I like Alexei, I'm not one of those people who constantly harp on about him stealing videos, or crapping himself when he thought he might have got (yet) another speeding fine, or telling everyone how he was going to be a millionaire quicker than you can write a webpage for his sister's knitting patterns.
You won't find me constantly referring to his bragging about posting vast numbers of inane, nonsensical diatribes, while he should have been working, thereby stealing time from his employer, nor would I ever ask what the **** an employee was doing on a contractor's site in the first place. In fact, if you cast your mind back, I encouraged Alexei to go full steam ahead with his project and to devote as much time as he could and I wished him well in his endeavours, and that wasn''t just so he would **** off and leave us all in peace at all.
I think in view of all the above that to suggest I would feud with Alexei is nonsensical.
After all, I do like at least some competition.

[xoggoth]

Aaaah. I see another CUK feud in the making, I do like those. Never be anything like the great SB/RR series though.