I'd set up death camps for intolerant people.
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Originally posted by stingman123 View Post1. Abolish speed limit after 10pm
2. Nightime haulage only
3. Abolish caravans
4. Abolish the Human rights Act in the UK
5. Death sentence for acts of terrorism,murder,etc
6. Stop Tesco's from opening any more store's & sell their real estate
7. Extract the soldiers from Afghanistan & Iraq
8. Drink driving to carry an automatic life sentence
9. Sack most of the current crop of judge's
10. Make myself dictator for life (and take spelling lessons)Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post11. Torture people who can't use apostrophes correctly.
D'oh
(that OK?)Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostThing is, the UK's full to bursting.
It's amazing, over 1000 per km2! Projected to double by 2050. They will literally be standing on top of each other soon. For reference, crowded European nations (England, Low countries) have about 300 p/km2
What an incredibly stupid World we live in.Bored.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post11. Torture people who can't use apostrophes correctly.
I bet fruit and veg stalls make you mad!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by ace00 View PostHave you checked the stats for Bangladesh?
It's amazing, over 1000 per km2! Projected to double by 2050. They will literally be standing on top of each other soon. For reference, crowded European nations (England, Low countries) have about 300 p/km2
What an incredibly stupid World we live in.Comment
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