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    I just locked myself out.

    Locksmith was here within 15 minutes.

    He was in my place within 5 seconds.

    Old skool lock picking style like in the films. No plastic cards for this guy.

    $165 (about 60 quid) lighter...

    Now that, is a good job.

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    Yes, Aussies have long been recognised for their ability to break into other people's houses. Goes back several generations apparently.

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      #3
      Originally posted by aussielong View Post
      I just locked myself out.

      Locksmith was here within 15 minutes.

      He was in my place within 5 seconds.

      Old skool lock picking style like in the films. No plastic cards for this guy.

      $165 (about 60 quid) lighter...

      Now that, is a good job.
      Originally posted by chicane View Post
      Yes, Aussies have long been recognised for their ability to break into other people's houses. Goes back several generations apparently.
      He sets 'em up - you knock 'em in. It's Shearer & Sheringham all over again...
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Originally posted by chicane View Post
        Yes, Aussies have long been recognised for their ability to break into other people's houses. Goes back several generations apparently.

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          #5
          Search on Youtube, Bump Key and lock pick
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by aussielong View Post
            I just locked myself out.

            Locksmith was here within 15 minutes.

            He was in my place within 5 seconds.

            Old skool lock picking style like in the films. No plastic cards for this guy.

            $165 (about 60 quid) lighter...

            Now that, is a good job.
            Your security will not deter many burglars. You need an electric fence. And a guard dog.

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Your security will not deter many burglars. You need an electric fence. And a guard dog.
              And a continuous loop tape of AtW quoting economic theory. Maybe chuck in a couple of Wilmslow stories. Anyone hearing that would have to immediately leave.
              ǝןqqıʍ

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                #8
                Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                And a continuous loop tape of AtW quoting economic theory. Maybe chuck in a couple of Wilmslow stories. Anyone hearing that would have to immediately leave.
                These forums would seem to suggest otherwise...
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Your security will not deter many burglars. You need an electric fence. And a guard dog.
                  Zone Trigger webcam with auto email and text message.
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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