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    #11
    Foam Mattress tester, then penetration engineer, both job titles as seen on Jobserve
    Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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      #12
      Wanted to be a nuclear physicist since primary school. Kind of got off the track later.

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        #13
        I wanted to be a lighthouse keeper because I figured it would be dead easy. Then I wanted to run a pub so that I could get drunk. Ideally I wanted to run the only pub/lighthouse but they were a little thin on the ground.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          I wanted to be a lighthouse keeper because I figured it would be dead easy. Then I wanted to run a pub so that I could get drunk. Ideally I wanted to run the only pub/lighthouse but they were a little thin on the ground.
          Does this help?
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #15
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Porn star.

            Fluffed the interviewer.

            l l l http://www.thewantedfans.com

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              #16
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              Armed Forces.

              Too much action man and "Commando" comics.
              Are these available on the top shelf ?

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                #17
                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                Are these available on the top shelf ?
                Dirty sod.

                They are good, wholesome stories about men and war....

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commando_Comics
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                  They are good, wholesome stories about men and war....
                  Moscow Mule, it is not 1963 any more.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    Moscow Mule, it is not 1963 any more.
                    Indeed, the comics do need a bit of updating...

                    Perhaps they could include some tips on exfoliation & nail care?
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #20
                      Fiction Writer (when about 5)
                      Physicist (When about 8)
                      Making video games (When about 12)

                      I have written but only technical articles
                      I did a degree in physics and decided it wasn't so great
                      I worked for a games studio and didn't like the culture of overtime
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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