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Fiat Uno - crashed it
Works car - crahed it in Leeds, causing several miles of tailbacks
Vauxhall Cavalier - crashed it
Ford Focus - crashed it into a house, causing several miles of tailbacks
Ford Mondeo - nearly crashed it, now standing on my driveway. SORN and soon to be scrapped.Comment
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Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostFiat Uno - crashed it
Works car - crahed it in Leeds, causing several miles of tailbacks
Vauxhall Cavalier - crashed it
Ford Focus - crashed it into a house, causing several miles of tailbacks
Ford Mondeo - nearly crashed it, now standing on my driveway. SORN and soon to be scrapped.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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My first multilingual joke on CUK. I'll get my coat!Originally posted by Xenophon View PostErr, no.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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It was good. Almost too good.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostMy first multilingual joke on CUK. I'll get my coat!
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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That proves it, driving with only an extermination cannon and a bog plunger is a high risk strategy, I suspected as much to be honest.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostFiat Uno - crashed it
Works car - crahed it in Leeds, causing several miles of tailbacks
Vauxhall Cavalier - crashed it
Ford Focus - crashed it into a house, causing several miles of tailbacks
Ford Mondeo - nearly crashed it, now standing on my driveway. SORN and soon to be scrapped.Comment
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Bob, I have to cover quite a few miles this weekend. Can I check in with you first and make sure you are not driving anywhere near me before I set off?Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostFiat Uno - crashed it
Works car - crahed it in Leeds, causing several miles of tailbacks
Vauxhall Cavalier - crashed it
Ford Focus - crashed it into a house, causing several miles of tailbacks
Ford Mondeo - nearly crashed it, now standing on my driveway. SORN and soon to be scrapped.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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