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The Leeds crash was a bit fraught: the car I crashed into was being driven by a giant of a man who was quite cross that I'd totalled his new Audi. I think I was a hair's breadth from him killing me. Never mind. -
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post911 Turbo / Kia Magentis
Thanks New Labour!
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Either that, or he drives like a bird.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThat proves it, driving with only an extermination cannon and a bog plunger is a high risk strategy, I suspected as much to be honest.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Golf / PassatWho has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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Focus/None now.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Did you lose focus?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostFocus/None now.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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You have made one joke today, don't push your luck!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostDid you lose focus?
Nope it was my exhusbands car - I left it in an NCP in Sheffield and posted him the key
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Not nice, did you tell him which NCP in Sheffield? There's quite a few and if it was City centre the exit bill will be greater than the car value.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYou have made one joke today, don't push your luck!
Nope it was my exhusbands car - I left it in an NCP in Sheffield and posted him the key
It showed some inventiveness though
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ooo a woman scornedOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostYou have made one joke today, don't push your luck!
Nope it was my exhusbands car - I left it in an NCP in Sheffield and posted him the key
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