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    biggest whopper?

    what is the biggest lie you have ever told?

    #2
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    what is the biggest lie you have ever told?
    I love you.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      i see what you did there.

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        #4
        I promise not to come in your mouth.


        [edit]Light Relief in 5.....
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #5
          Its Ok I'm a virgin too.....
          Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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            #6
            I didn’t stab him, he fell on the knife.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
              [edit]Light Relief in 5.....
              Hehe. It looks to be heading that way.

              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #8
                No return to boom and bust.

                No, wait, that wasn't me...

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                  #9
                  I've had (not had*) a vasectomy

                  *Delete as appropriate

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                    #10
                    Oh was that your bum, I'm sorry

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