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and the rest. I was in a cinema in Romford a few months ago with some girls from clientco (long story), and a couple of gay guys sitting side by side in the row behind were snogging and groaning. I didn't like to turn round, and it was pretty dark, but God knows what they were up to - the full Monty by the sound of it.
eg. I wen't to the toilet last night and literally did a poo.
Good example. TV chefs who say "reduce down". It is just "reduce". you twonk.
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Good example. TV chefs who say "reduce down". It is just "reduce". you twonk.
Any sport commentator that uses the word "quality" wrongly, e.g. "That was a quality pass..." No, you cretin, you need another word in there, e.g. "That was a good / high / low / poor quality pass..."
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Producing a large floater and no matter how many times you flush, there it stays.
Pebble dashing some else’s or the hotel loo only to find there is no toilet brush.
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