Reply to: Things That Are Annoying

[Troll]

what kind of lies pacifically?

I think she means the "of course I love you" variety

[NickFitz]

'Nucular.

'It's pronounced "Nucular".'

- Homer Simpson

(And also by George Dubya Bush and that weird bint from Alaska.)

It's "Nuclear", dammit!

[Stan.goodvibes]

Drivers that slow down to rubberneck at accidents on the motorway. Why don't they just FOAD.
They cause more delays than the f****** accident.

That is *so* true, I'm going to second it

[Diver]

Drivers that slow down to rubberneck at accidents on the motorway. Why don't they just FOAD.
They cause more delays than the f****** accident.

Sorry, stuck in traffic due to mindless rubberneckers today

[Stan.goodvibes]

4-4-2
4-3-3
4-5-1
0-8-9-8-1-1-1-5-5-5 for a good time...

Oh, it's all changed, isn't it?

Marvelous.

Not like old Alf Ramsey and his wingless wonders. Oh far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts, rolling the ball in dogs muck and tossing it to your mate for a header....

Marvelous.

[wobbegong]

You forgot Timmy Mallett.

. . . and Vanessa Feltz. Ooh, and Hazel Blears, and don't forget the vacuous Jenny Powell.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

You forgot Timmy Mallett.

Indeed - I actually have a very long list and he's on it too.

[Bob Dalek]

The fact that Julie Burchill, Joan Sarpong, Shane Ritchie and Noel Edmunds are still breathing.

You forgot Timmy Mallett.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Things That Are Annoying

The fact that Julie Burchill, Joan Sarpong, Shane Ritchie and Noel Edmunds are still breathing.

[stingman123]

Gordon Ramsey







Done!

[TheFaQQer]

a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts...

4-4-2
4-3-3
4-5-1
0-8-9-8-1-1-1-5-5-5 for a good time...

Oh, it's all changed, isn't it?

Marvelous.

[Board Game Geek]

"narmeen" after every sentence

When someone does that to you, turn the tables on them.

Say "Actually no. I don't know what you mean."

Watch them flounder and derail. Great fun.

[Stan.goodvibes]

Any sport commentator that uses the word "quality" wrongly, e.g. "That was a quality pass..." No, you cretin, you need another word in there, e.g. "That was a good / high / low / poor quality pass..."

a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts...

[Stan.goodvibes]

People who say "Going Forward" in almost any sentence. "Going forward I think we need to fix the toilet pan". In fact any managment speak is annoying.

People who say 'At the end of the day' during a discussion, as if somehow their ill-thought-out, mistimed, irrelevent and badly delivered 'point' is somehow the final word.

Grrrr Grrrr Grrrr

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Good example. TV chefs who say "reduce down". It is just "reduce". you twonk.

Yes and "revert back"