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I love my gig!
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Or someone who's read Oracle for Dummies?The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
Me first! Form an orderly queueOriginally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostOr someone who's read Oracle for Dummies?
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You are on crack.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI seriously love it.
I think I've had some nice ones over the years, but this one is my most favourite by far.
It doesn't pay the most, and it's not in the best location...but it's the permies I'm around. They're all cool! I know, I know, I sound like I'm on crack, but I'm not, honest.
Cool permies and free vending machines - you can't beat it.

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P!ss off. You're overqualified and we both know it.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostMe first! Form an orderly queue
The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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I make up for that with my lack of effort.Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostP!ss off. You're overqualified and we both know it.Comment
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostNothing wrong with enjoying what you do!
Unless you are a Recruitment Agent!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying...Comment
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Bah. Your still on a wedding high. It won't last - you'll come down to the rest of us soon enoughOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostI seriously love it.
I think I've had some nice ones over the years, but this one is my most favourite by far.
It doesn't pay the most, and it's not in the best location...but it's the permies I'm around. They're all cool! I know, I know, I sound like I'm on crack, but I'm not, honest.
Cool permies and free vending machines - you can't beat it.

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Me too.
Best eye-candy I've had in ages...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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