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Zeity, be careful out there

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    #11
    Yeah - go on feed him to the Croc's - just dangle him into the enclosure and let the Croc ' nibble his feet'
    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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      #12
      No - that would be too quick.

      Instead, kick a large section off the top of a termites' nest, pour chilli powder in the hole to make them even more angry, and stick him in head first. Record it on video with good audio capture of the boy's screams, and play it in schools across the country.

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