No - that would be too quick.
Instead, kick a large section off the top of a termites' nest, pour chilli powder in the hole to make them even more angry, and stick him in head first. Record it on video with good audio capture of the boy's screams, and play it in schools across the country.
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Yeah - go on feed him to the Croc's - just dangle him into the enclosure and let the Croc ' nibble his feet'
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He got close enough.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat a shame he did not succeed in getting into the crocodile enclosure. Future crime problem sorted.
Video footage
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I agree he deserved to make it into that enclosure. Might end up costing his parents a fortune now though with the impending court caseOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostWhat a shame he did not succeed in getting into the crocodile enclosure. Future crime problem sorted.
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What a shame he did not succeed in getting into the crocodile enclosure. Future crime problem sorted.
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Mad MaxOriginally posted by zeitghostJust wait until he learns to drive...
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Backpackers nextOriginally posted by zeitghost
From the looks of it, the kid is an incipient Hannibal Lector... they all start by killing animals.
Glad I don't live in Oz.
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Originally posted by snaw View PostGot me.
I think he is implying that you are funny, not funny as in a clown, nor that you are just here to make us laugh, but its just how, you know, you did the linky.
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Zeity, be careful out there
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