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    #11
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    You know...you fellas have it so easy.

    I dont normally go on about "women's things" but honestly I'm in so much pain today

    Stupid fliping ovaries!

    I feel like I've got wire mesh stuck up there



    It feels better to have shared
    Thats a nice top you are wearing!

    And I think you have lost some weight too!

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      #12
      Try Codeine.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Thats a nice top you are wearing!

        And I think you have lost some weight too!


        Very well trained!!

        Good boy!!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Thats a nice top you are wearing!

          And I think you have lost some weight too!

          Normally foolproof however at this particular time you run the risk of...

          "Stop looking at my chest you disgusting oik, and I've had a wasting disease..."


          Or physical violence along with "Don't patronise* me"




          *You see "patronise" means to talk down to someone.
          B00med!

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            #15
            Originally posted by Advocate View Post
            Normally foolproof however at this particular time you run the risk of...

            "Stop looking at my chest you disgusting oik, and I've had a wasting disease..."
            Or perhaps the more tricky response of "so did I look fat before?" - handle that one with care.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #16
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Or perhaps the more tricky response of "so did I look fat before?" - handle that one with care.
              Especially when it's said in a low menacing tone...
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #17
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Or perhaps the more tricky response of "so did I look fat before?" - handle that one with care.
                That's just mean; I think the only appropriate response is to stab yourself in the eyes.

                "So have you stopped beating your wife?"
                B00med!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Especially when it's said in a low menacing tone...
                  ...and when there are sharp (or heavy blunt) objects within her reach.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    ...and when there are sharp (or heavy blunt) objects within her reach.
                    There's a joke screaming to be heard...
                    B00med!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                      You know...you fellas have it so easy.

                      I dont normally go on about "women's things" but honestly I'm in so much pain today

                      Stupid fliping ovaries!

                      I feel like I've got wire mesh stuck up there



                      It feels better to have shared
                      You think we've got it easy? You only have to cope with the internal symptoms. We have to cope with the external ones (and you can't pop a couple of pain killers to get rid of those).

                      Women! Don't know you're born.
                      Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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