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    #11
    DimPrawn started it.

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      #12
      13:22 Spacecadet starts a thread suggesting that either all credit crunch speculation be moved to a new subforum, or DP be banned.

      13:23 DP responds with The Word That Must Not Be Posted (no, not "L***" - word, not name) And Particularly Not In A Font Size That Is Larger Than The Font Size On This Forum According To The Default Font Size Setting That Is Normally Used.

      13:38 ferret shovels DP into the BanBin for a couple of days.

      13:51 King Cnvt posts that DP has been banned.

      ONGOING: Other users make posts containing The Word That Must Not Be... (et cetera, see above) though without adjusting the font's size, weight, or colour.

      14:01 ferret, in response to queries from other denizens, states that the ban will endure for "just a couple of days." However, he also suggests that those who have been sliding towards a ban may be on thin ice.

      ONGOING: More testing of the limits by people who don't learn by the experience of others. See it as saying to a child "Don't touch that, it's hot!" and then watching them touch it.

      14:27 Scourer creates a poll asking whether DP should be relieved of the ban... or AndyW, or something.

      14:29 SA arrives late to the party

      14:34 Somehow, 100+ votes appear on Scourer's poll, opposing the unbanning of DP

      14:35 The denizens seem to be getting the point and are self-censoring

      15:57 RandyW appears from the mists of earlier this year, though never to do so again

      15:58 Oh Dear... not Oh Yes, but Oh Dear - somebody forgets they were only released under licence, and is rapidly returned to the Juvenile Correction Facility - oops, I mean re-banned

      ONGOING: The fear begins to spread...

      17:02 ferret reveals the truth about that Cnut, simultaneously with Carling Wotsit (clearly a witch - burn her!)

      17:05 RandyW buys it, and somebody we all know and love (N.B he's edited that post now, but the original is sitting safely in the database at testpleasedelete.com) decides to ease off a little

      19:14 Some sockpuppets appear to be crawling out of the festering mass.

      That's enough playing at Geoffrey of Monmouth for me tonight

      There's more, but that's all I could be bothered to track down. If you're that interested, do the rest yourselves

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        #13
        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        I go to the pub, and the curry house, come back, and there's carnage. It's almost genocidal. Bannings left, right and centre. Who did what, and why?
        This happened.

        Keep up - there'll be a test at the end

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          #14
          Brilliant summary, thanks Nick.

          BTW - looking at the time you posted... are you on the bench, or an insomniac?

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            #15
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            13:22 Spacecadet starts a thread suggesting that either all credit crunch speculation be moved to a new subforum, or DP be banned.

            13:23 DP responds with The Word That Must Not Be Posted (no, not "L***" - word, not name) And Particularly Not In A Font Size That Is Larger Than The Font Size On This Forum According To The Default Font Size Setting That Is Normally Used.

            13:38 ferret shovels DP into the BanBin for a couple of days.

            13:51 King Cnvt posts that DP has been banned.

            ONGOING: Other users make posts containing The Word That Must Not Be... (et cetera, see above) though without adjusting the font's size, weight, or colour.

            14:01 ferret, in response to queries from other denizens, states that the ban will endure for "just a couple of days." However, he also suggests that those who have been sliding towards a ban may be on thin ice.

            ONGOING: More testing of the limits by people who don't learn by the experience of others. See it as saying to a child "Don't touch that, it's hot!" and then watching them touch it.

            14:27 Scourer creates a poll asking whether DP should be relieved of the ban... or AndyW, or something.

            14:29 SA arrives late to the party

            14:34 Somehow, 100+ votes appear on Scourer's poll, opposing the unbanning of DP

            14:35 The denizens seem to be getting the point and are self-censoring

            15:57 RandyW appears from the mists of earlier this year, though never to do so again

            15:58 Oh Dear... not Oh Yes, but Oh Dear - somebody forgets they were only released under licence, and is rapidly returned to the Juvenile Correction Facility - oops, I mean re-banned

            ONGOING: The fear begins to spread...

            17:02 ferret reveals the truth about that Cnut, simultaneously with Carling Wotsit (clearly a witch - burn her!)

            17:05 RandyW buys it, and somebody we all know and love (N.B he's edited that post now, but the original is sitting safely in the database at testpleasedelete.com) decides to ease off a little

            19:14 Some sockpuppets appear to be crawling out of the festering mass.

            That's enough playing at Geoffrey of Monmouth for me tonight

            There's more, but that's all I could be bothered to track down. If you're that interested, do the rest yourselves

            top post

            You should have been an investigative journalist.

            PS you did not mention house price once! next time I want to house price for everyone....

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              #16
              Seems like CUK has become a victim of PC gone mad.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Brilliant summary, thanks Nick.

                BTW - looking at the time you posted... are you on the bench, or an insomniac?
                WHS - except for the bit about me being a witch.... it's called womens intuition
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  13:22 Spacecadet starts a thread suggesting that either all credit crunch speculation be moved to a new subforum, or DP be banned.

                  13:23 DP responds with The Word That Must Not Be Posted (no, not "L***" - word, not name) And Particularly Not In A Font Size That Is Larger Than The Font Size On This Forum According To The Default Font Size Setting That Is Normally Used.

                  13:38 ferret shovels DP into the BanBin for a couple of days.

                  13:51 King Cnvt posts that DP has been banned.

                  ONGOING: Other users make posts containing The Word That Must Not Be... (et cetera, see above) though without adjusting the font's size, weight, or colour.

                  14:01 ferret, in response to queries from other denizens, states that the ban will endure for "just a couple of days." However, he also suggests that those who have been sliding towards a ban may be on thin ice.

                  ONGOING: More testing of the limits by people who don't learn by the experience of others. See it as saying to a child "Don't touch that, it's hot!" and then watching them touch it.

                  14:27 Scourer creates a poll asking whether DP should be relieved of the ban... or AndyW, or something.

                  14:29 SA arrives late to the party

                  14:34 Somehow, 100+ votes appear on Scourer's poll, opposing the unbanning of DP

                  14:35 The denizens seem to be getting the point and are self-censoring

                  15:57 RandyW appears from the mists of earlier this year, though never to do so again

                  15:58 Oh Dear... not Oh Yes, but Oh Dear - somebody forgets they were only released under licence, and is rapidly returned to the Juvenile Correction Facility - oops, I mean re-banned

                  ONGOING: The fear begins to spread...

                  17:02 ferret reveals the truth about that Cnut, simultaneously with Carling Wotsit (clearly a witch - burn her!)

                  17:05 RandyW buys it, and somebody we all know and love (N.B he's edited that post now, but the original is sitting safely in the database at testpleasedelete.com) decides to ease off a little

                  19:14 Some sockpuppets appear to be crawling out of the festering mass.

                  That's enough playing at Geoffrey of Monmouth for me tonight

                  There's more, but that's all I could be bothered to track down. If you're that interested, do the rest yourselves

                  superb. a thing of beauty. lord, if only i had the time that i used to have i could have... actually, no i couldn't have. well done sir! i think fitzy is deserving of a special moniker. please mr ferret sir - can he have something special please? what about macman? anybody else got a good suggestion?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    superb. a thing of beauty. lord, if only i had the time that i used to have i could have... actually, no i couldn't have. well done sir! i think fitzy is deserving of a special moniker. please mr ferret sir - can he have something special please? what about macman? anybody else got a good suggestion?
                    insomnimac?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                      insomnimac?
                      Pacamac?
                      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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