Need some insperation

[Churchill]

To be fair, if you trust a ginge, what do you expect?

King David was a ginge!

[OwlHoot]

Chico, what in the statement "Chico, you don't half spout some bollox!" do you find ambiguous?

For once I agree with Chico, because saying he _doesn't_ half spout some bollox means any fraction other than half could be bollox.

Even narrowing it down to saying he does half spout bollox, wouldn't help much because Chico wouldn't know which half was bollox and which wasn't.

[Francko]

Yup, and haven't even hit 30 yet!

How to cope? The thought of eventually owning a mansion with a swimming pool and antique furniture, as well as having financial security and the spare cash to fund my personal projects keeps me going.

Supporting a wife isn't a problem. Supporting an ex-wife is a major problem.

[The Late, Great JC]

For once I agree with Chico, because saying he _doesn't_ half spout some bollox means any fraction other than half could be bollox.

Even narrowing it down to saying he does half spout bollox, wouldn't help much because Chico wouldn't know which half was bollox and which wasn't.

On the other hand though, the fact that he "doesn't half spout some bollox" surely means that all of his utterings are in fact complete bollox?

[Chico]

Chico, what in the statement "Chico, you don't half spout some bollox!" do you find ambiguous?

Well Churchill as a matter of fact all of it. Do you still have an issue with Jesus Christ being your Creator?

[The Late, Great JC]

Well Churchill as a matter of fact all of it. Do you still have an issue with Jesus Christ being your Creator?

I did not create little doggies!

[OwlHoot]

On the other hand though, the fact that he "doesn't half spout some bollox" surely means that all of his utterings are in fact complete bollox?

Convinces me. Well there we are Chico - it's _all_ complete bollox. Happy now?

Well that's my good deed for the day. Glad I could help clear up any confusion.

[The Late, Great JC]

Convinces me. Well there we are Chico - it's _all_ complete bollox. Happy now?

Well that's my good deed for the day. Glad I could help clear up any confusion.

Bless you my son!

[WageSlave]

Supporting a wife isn't a problem. Supporting an ex-wife is a major problem.

Supporting an ex-girlfriend with a vicious tongue isn't much fun either.

[The Late, Great JC]

Supporting an ex-girlfriend with a vicious tongue isn't much fun either.

Dost thou wish me to smite her?

BTW, wtf are you doing supporting an ex-girlfriend?