Thread to explain the oil/powder thread

[BrilloPad]

http://forums.contractoruk.com/638287-post17.html

when a gentleman requires the services of a prostitute she will typically offer a massage - offering either oil or powder. Its usually the first question after "where is the money?"

[BrilloPad]

I have been asked this question loads of times - someone I think I am not the only one here.

And I still think it would make a great title for a book.

[The Lone Gunman]

I have been asked this question loads of times - someone I think I am not the only one here.

And I still think it would make a great title for a book.

What was your reply?
Have you tried both?
Is there a punch line?

[Diver]

What was your reply?
Have you tried both?
Is there a punch line?

What's a prostitute?

[snaw]

Is there a punch line?

Not in those words, but yes I believe there is a happy ending, normally. From what I understand.

[Another Dodgy Agent]

What's a prostitute?

Belle de Jour

[Jog On]

Is there a punch line?

Not in those words, but yes I believe there is a happy ending, normally. From what I understand.

Maybe if you go to the right place and pay the right amount that happy ending could take the form of a donkey punch?

[Spacecadet]

Maybe if you go to the right place and pay the right amount that happy ending could take the form of a donkey punch?

[BrilloPad]

Not in those words, but yes I believe there is a happy ending, normally. From what I understand.

Was never a happy ending IMO.

[BrilloPad]

Maybe if you go to the right place and pay the right amount that happy ending could take the form of a donkey punch?

Whats a donkey punch? Will we need a thread to explain the thread to explain the oil/powder thread?