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Previously on "Thread to explain the oil/powder thread"

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Whats a donkey punch? Will we need a thread to explain the thread to explain the oil/powder thread?
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...er-thread.html

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Maybe if you go to the right place and pay the right amount that happy ending could take the form of a donkey punch?
    Whats a donkey punch? Will we need a thread to explain the thread to explain the oil/powder thread?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Not in those words, but yes I believe there is a happy ending, normally. From what I understand.
    Was never a happy ending IMO.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Maybe if you go to the right place and pay the right amount that happy ending could take the form of a donkey punch?

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Is there a punch line?
    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Not in those words, but yes I believe there is a happy ending, normally. From what I understand.
    Maybe if you go to the right place and pay the right amount that happy ending could take the form of a donkey punch?

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  • Another Dodgy Agent
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    What's a prostitute?
    Belle de Jour

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Is there a punch line?
    Not in those words, but yes I believe there is a happy ending, normally. From what I understand.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    What was your reply?
    Have you tried both?
    Is there a punch line?
    What's a prostitute?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I have been asked this question loads of times - someone I think I am not the only one here.

    And I still think it would make a great title for a book.
    What was your reply?
    Have you tried both?
    Is there a punch line?

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  • BrilloPad
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    I have been asked this question loads of times - someone I think I am not the only one here.

    And I still think it would make a great title for a book.

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic Thread to explain the oil/powder thread

    Thread to explain the oil/powder thread

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/638287-post17.html

    when a gentleman requires the services of a prostitute she will typically offer a massage - offering either oil or powder. Its usually the first question after "where is the money?"

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