Your day in court

[WageSlave]

I think we should abandon the idea of jury service as it's unfair on the hard working tax payers of this country. Instead, they should give free cider to tramps and razor blades to monkeys. The defendant is allowed to choose which side represents him and then the monkeys and tramps fight each other.
If the defendant's choice wins the fight, he walks free. If not, he is covered in jam and eaten alive by a pack of hungry aardvarks.

[wendigo100]

If not, he is covered in jam and eaten alive by a pack of hungry aardvarks.

Or maybe something that likes jam.

Unless it's ant jam.

[hyperD]

Or toe jam. Ewwwwwwww...

[WageSlave]

Or maybe something that likes jam.

Unless it's ant jam.

I reckon aardvarks would go nuts over a bit of jam. For centuries they've been sniffing around Africa existing on ants. Bit of jam would make a refreshing change. The lovely ladies of the local WI could provide the jam and a nice cup of tea brewed from old donkey knackers.

[Lucifer Box]

Just in case some of you haven't woken up yet, these WI lovelies should blow away a few cobwebs...

[WageSlave]

mmmm....wrinkly Helen Mirren in a hat....lovely

[threaded]

Wasn't the jury at Socrates trial paid? The jury basically consisted of several hundred old people with jam and moneys with raxor blades...