Daily Mail front page in October

[NotAllThere]

Crazy isn't it?

Have they switched that thing on in Switzerland? The big ring thing that goes round fast?

It was switched on, but they had to switch it off again, due to electrical faults. It's back on again now, and first high-energy collisions expected mid october. Look for a purple glow in the southern skies...

[Bob Dalek]

It was switched on, but they had to switch it off again, due to electrical faults. It's back on again now, and first high-energy collisions expected mid october. Look for a purple glow in the southern skies...

There'll be no glow - the black holes will see to that.

[TimberWolf]

And underneath main headline: "Wild scenes till great financiers come to the rescue". Who presumably later lost everything.

It will be interesting to see if Maggie was right when she said you can't buck the market.

[shaunbhoy]

Have they switched that thing on in Switzerland? The big ring thing that goes round fast?

Waste of money! If they want to see something that goes round phenomenally fast just set up a webcam in front of my electricity meter!!!!