Except that the pillock behind the wheel is not 'high performance' otherwise he wouldn't be going at such a high speed.
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostIf you enjoy that you make like this
http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/po...tm?f=2&t=67247
Here is a BMW driver (what a shock) trying to wriggle out of a ticket for doing 97 in 60 mph zone.
"Dont forget that my car is a high perfornamce vehicle capable of out accelerating, out braking and out handling probably 95% of cars. It is probably safer at 100 mph than the average ford focus at 60 so in my opinion safety does not come into the argument."Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYep, I've replied to that. Parking within the lines it says. There are no lines so of course that means.........Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostIndeed. I just ask myself what would HRH say.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostNot only that but he claims he didn't obstruct the pedestrian access - when he clearly did - no-one with a wheelchair, pushchair etc could use that pedestrian ramp with his big ass Audi blocking it!Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Al27I'm intrigued what 'services' he offers
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that lamma likes the word specious. He used it in a response to my post and again here
http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk...clamped-3.htmlRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Postthat lamma likes the word specious. He used it in a response to my post and again here
http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk...clamped-3.htmlCoffee's for closersComment
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