Except that the pillock behind the wheel is not 'high performance' otherwise he wouldn't be going at such a high speed.
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I blame Clarkson and immigration and wheelie bin microchipping.Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostIf you enjoy that you make like this
http://www.honestjohn.co.uk/forum/po...tm?f=2&t=67247
Here is a BMW driver (what a shock) trying to wriggle out of a ticket for doing 97 in 60 mph zone.
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Not only that but he claims he didn't obstruct the pedestrian access - when he clearly did - no-one with a wheelchair, pushchair etc could use that pedestrian ramp with his big ass Audi blocking it!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYep, I've replied to that. Parking within the lines it says. There are no lines so of course that means.........Comment
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He would probably say something about how he took on 2 clampers when they tried to clamp his A4Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
Indeed. I just ask myself what would HRH say.Coffee's for closersComment
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He's left his reg number in the parking ticket tooOriginally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostNot only that but he claims he didn't obstruct the pedestrian access - when he clearly did - no-one with a wheelchair, pushchair etc could use that pedestrian ramp with his big ass Audi blocking it!
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Originally posted by OracleSlave
Of course you are honey. That's not the way I roll though.Originally posted by Al27I'm intrigued what 'services' he offers
HTH.
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that lamma likes the word specious. He used it in a response to my post and again here
http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk...clamped-3.htmlRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Its "word of the day" on my WHSmiths desktop calenderOriginally posted by TonyEnglish View Postthat lamma likes the word specious. He used it in a response to my post and again here
http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk...clamped-3.htmlCoffee's for closersComment
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