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If you manage to do it we will all nominate you for CUK'er of the year awardIt is not true without a linky. You have a camera in your phone dont you? Pretend to be writing a text and press the capture button. Go on, I dare you, in fact I double dog dare you!
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Is this incitement to performing an illegal act? Or are you allowed to take pictures of scantily dressed Mediterranean women with luscious bazookas and nice arses and post them on the Internet?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIt is not true without a linky. You have a camera in your phone dont you? Pretend to be writing a text and press the capture button. Go on, I dare you, in fact I double dog dare you!Comment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostNSFW
(well in an open plan office anyway)
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That's what I thought when I tripped over my own tongue.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThat's what I thought when I tripped over my own tongue.
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I've seen that tried before on a train many moons ago... all went well until he hit the button and a nanosecond later remember that he hadn't turned off the nice loud "click" camera shutter sound that your phone helpfully includes....Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIt is not true without a linky. You have a camera in your phone dont you? Pretend to be writing a text and press the capture button. Go on, I dare you, in fact I double dog dare you!
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sounds like it should be ok - even if it is not then is should be - so go ahead.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIs this incitement to performing an illegal act? Or are you allowed to take pictures of scantily dressed Mediterranean women with luscious bazookas and nice arses and post them on the Internet?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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