got caught not having a valid ticket on londonmidland

[Peoplesoft bloke]

if you derive your knowledge of the law in Britain from American television dramas.

Sad. People watch American TV and think they're seeing our real life.

It's worse than that - now the writers of British Telly dramas are doing stuff like having lawyers shout "objection" which doesn't ever actually happen here.

[where did my id go?]

IGo and nick the Flying Scotsman and take it for a joyride down the West Coast mainline - after all, it's only "using a train".

Difficult. The Flying Scotsman is in bits at York at the moment.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

troll and not a very good one 2/10 for whoever created him, although i do like the eastern europe touch, i imagine them talking like the guy off GTA IV

The grammar and spelling of a semi-literate teenager is either a nice touch, or the troll is a semi-literate teenager.

[realityhack]

It seems to me he was redirecting the course of justice to a more deserving soul.

You could put it like that.

If it actually happened, that is. For all you know I could have made it up as a faux-anecdote to pass the time. After all, we do that on this forum often. Officer.

[trsisko]

ah turns out train inspectors for their train stations have by-laws what ever the hell that means. I dont know how far they can use them and what impact they have on ur credit or criminal status, who knows?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

ah turns out train inspectors for their train stations have by-laws what ever teh hell that means. I dont know how far theyan use them and what impact they have on ur credit or criminal status, who knows?

Do you do anything that involves coding, documentation, or written communication of any kind?

[Incognito]

ah turns out train inspectors for their train stations have by-laws what ever teh hell that means. I dont know how far theyan use them and what impact they have on ur credit or criminal status, who knows?

The fact that you were seen trying to exit the station with an incorrect ticket and can't prove you had the correct ticket shows intent. You can and most probably will be prosecuted for this and end up with a criminal record.

Well done I say.

[oracleslave]

Do you do anything that involves coding, documentation, or written communication of any kind?

Safety critical?

I think he is on the loose.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1053699/More-100-mental-patients-escape-psychiatric-hospitals-just-year.html?ITO=1490

Wonder what his house is worth though...

[BoredBloke]

The fact that you were seen trying to exit the station with an incorrect ticket and can't prove you had the correct ticket shows intent. You can and most probably will be prosecuted for this and end up with a criminal record.

Well done I say.

And no doubt the 'fat bitch' will get the pat on the back she deserves you scrounging git.

[Diver]

Oh dear.

Attempting to Pervert the Course of Justice... they throw the book at you for that...

What! being a pervert in the cause of justice?

http://valleywag.com/5016331/obsceni...the-rest-of-us

Judgement

SFW